DC HEROS RANT

ok so im getting my haircut today and if they can pull off a short wolf cut on me then praise be because ive wanted one forever but also ive entered my dc era again and i have THOUGHTS

wonder woman is still one of the greatest superheroes ever created and nobody can convince me otherwise because shes actually sane unlike half the people in dc

starfire is a literal goddess raven is the only person with common sense and somehow they are carrying the entire emotional stability of the universe on their backs

and then theres nightwing

HOW DO YOU CHEAT ON STARFIRE

WITH BATGIRL

I AM STILL MAD

starfire crossed galaxies and fought villains and put up with all that nonsense and this man said yeah let me fumble the most beautiful woman in the universe

and dont even get me started on teen titans go because i love the show but they looked at robin and said what if we made this man clinically insane

everybody got watered down

starfire got turned into a mustard drinking alien gremlin

robin lost his mind

beast boy somehow got even more beast boy

cyborg became 90 percent waffles

raven is still the closest thing to a functioning adult

anyway good morning im getting a haircut and apparently waking up angry about fictional superheroes